Ten Direct Marketing Mistakes to Avoid

Here are ten common direct marketing mistakes. If, as you analyze them, you say, “Uh-oh! I’ve been making these mistakes!” then, in three words: Not to worry. Not only won’t you make them again, you can feel superior, knowing that giant mailers often make these mistakes.

Mistake No. 1: not taking command.
Check your direct response message. Are you consistently and dynamically telling the message recipient what to do? You’re in command of the troops. Tell them where to go and what acts to perform. If you don’t clearly and forcefully tell the reader, viewer or listener what to do, you’ve made a classic marketing mistake.

Mistake No. 2: being funny.
Assuming that the reader will think an episode is funny because you think that episode is funny can be costly. People who have a sense of humor very often leave their sense of humor in the closet when considering an expenditure of money. Humor is at best a secondary adjunct to the sales process, best introduced after you have a close personal relationship. Using humor to initiate a sale is a classic marketing mistake.

Mistake No. 3: showing off your vocabulary.
Eschew hyperbolic verbalisms. Huh? An obvious point in any mass communication is that people who know the big words also know the smaller words, but vice-versa isn’t universal. Showing off how big your vocabulary is will cause resentment … and resentment results in lowered response. It’s a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 4: assuming they know it because you know it.
You know how your product works. You’re saturated with corporate lore. So it’s true that everybody knows how it works, right? Wrong. Some may know, but telling them again will enhance your sales argument. Some will not know, and failing to tell them how it works or what it does is a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 5: thinking like the seller, not the sellee.
The seller and the “sellee” don’t have parallel points of view. The seller’s concern is “what it is.” The sellee’s concern is “what it will do for me.” The inability to project the message inside the sellee’s brain is not only an indication of a semi-professional communicator; it’s a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 5: confusing feature with benefit.
Features aren’t benefits. Features may be the basis for benefits, but unless you explain how a feature is a benefit you aren’t a salesperson. The customer wants to know how what you’re offering will be beneficial. Omitting this vital information is a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 6: saying too much.
Career salespeople have known and preached for hundreds of years: When the customer says, “Yes,” quit selling and get out. Invariably, those salespeople who just babble away will come in second best. Make your case. Explain your case. Tell them what they’ll miss if they don’t respond (see the next mistake). Then end it. Rambling on is a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 7: omitting a warning.
So you have this for sale? So what? So this: If you don’t grab this opportunity, you’ll miss out on…. That’s salesmanship. Guilt is one of the great sales motivators of the 21st century. It isn’t easy to generate, but you certainly won’t generate guilt if you don’t attempt to generate guilt. Not warning the prospect what he or she will lose by not responding is a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 8: not simplifying the ordering process.
You’ve come to the moment of truth. Now you want the order. Oops – no toll-free number. No fax number. No credit card acceptance. Or, if you do offer these options, you then ask for so much information the individual who would have been a customer tosses your message into the wastebasket or clicks out. Not simplifying the ordering process, all too common in Web offerings, is a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 9: omitting an expiration date.
Do your offers include an expiration date? They should, because test after test has proven that an expiration date invariably increases response. So what do you do if an order comes in after the expiration date? You say, “Thank you for your order.” Forgetting to include an expiration date is a classic mistake.

Mistake No. 10: not testing.
Everybody else is to blame because your mailing didn’t break even. But if you had used an orange envelope instead of a white one, it might have shot past the break-even point. If you had mailed to ZIP code 60611 instead of 60610, it might have been considerably more successful. If you had priced your item at $35.95 instead of $19.95, you’d have been surprised by greater response, fewer returns, and far less back-end worries. Not testing is not just a classic mistake. It’s a major mistake.

Your turn. Don’t make these mistakes. Do make money.

Back to Resource Center